episode 10

∙ THREE DAYS LATER...
∙ time to bury leland
∙ coop decides that this moment is the right time to tell mrs. palmer about leland's last moments where he went crazy
∙ some type of food event for leland has died, various people are here, such as donna's mom and the mayor, who we have barely seen at all
∙ mayor gets in a fight? with his brother. coop likes twin peaks, wants to hang out for a while
∙ majima wants to enroll in high school, unlike any of the characters who are the correct age
note: no i will not replace all mentions of majima back to nadine
∙ coop wants to go night fishing!! audrey is here to pester coop again and he tells her hey did you know one time there was a case and i loved someone involved and then she DIED and my partner Windom Earle went crazy
∙ coop is perfect
∙ bobby is trying another scam to make money, (shelly rolls eyes)
∙ catherine has decided to announce that she is in fact alive, recounts to sheriff truman some kind of spiritual experience
∙ she came back because she ran out of tuna fish
∙ lucy and andy and Dick Tremaine and they are all on one ladder! this is not OSHA approved!!
∙ "i know what'd get lucy. morals and manly behaviour"
∙ goodbye gifts for coop from sheriff truman (this is a good scene)
∙ Green Butt Skunk. (fishing lure)
∙ bookhouse boy patch!!
∙ blows whistle and says goodbye to everyone but OH NO
∙ it s the fbi coop is being SUSPENDED from the fbi
∙ bobby ??
∙ the CANADIANS are unhappy with coops trips into canada
∙ important note: the CANADIAN is dressed in full mountie regalia
∙ coop hands in his gun and badge... FOR NOW
∙ truman tells these guys to stuff it
∙ majima is in cheerleading tryouts and continues to be insane
∙ time for HOUSE, oh man leo moved!! wowo
∙ time for DINER, turns out the fancy food critic was norma's mom!! imagine the drama. i'm not going to write it down, so do what i said, imagine it.
∙ hank and that other guy, norma's mom's husband (who hank knew in prison) are in one eyed jacks and are HORSING AROUND it is silly and great
∙ i guess theyre setting up some kind of money laundering and oh man the CANADIAN is there (but not dressed like a mountie)
∙ CANADIAN working with the OTHER CANADIAN (the EXTRA RENAULT) to set up coop!! oh noooo
∙ truman in his jammies, someone is outside?? its jocelyn packard whats going on!!
∙ coop and major briggs are roasting marshmellows and talking about the powerful forces of evil and the White Lodge this scene is good
∙ OWLS??
∙ LIGHT! MAJOR BRIGGS? (episode ends)

episode 11

∙ JAMES PEAKS!! JAMES. ON MOTORCYCLE
∙ mrs. briggs says oh no, major briggs disappears all the time. its classified
∙ some stuff about mayor brother marraige. this doesn't matter at all.
∙ GORDON COLE SAYS COOP WHATS GOING ON YOU HAVE MY FULL SUPPORT LET A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA
∙ coop goes to the fbi investigators and says everything i did was right. "i'm seeing the world with love"
∙ "please see a therapist" -roger fbi
∙ majima in high school!! majima is crushing on mike!! remember mike??? i can't wait for more of this (uh) donna: uh
∙ MORE JAMES!! JAMES PEAKS. JAMES IN A BAR. JAMES JUKEBOX
∙ [ MELANCHOLY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
∙ Dick Tremaine continues being a Bad Dude "well gosh" -Andy, oblivious
∙ more talk with coop about White Lodge and its shadow, the Black Lodge
∙ ok, they are going to try this character now. hm
∙ majima in high school! majima going to wrestle team. mike: uh
∙ josie and truman scene: nothing important happens
∙ roger fbi has HEARD about this PIE
∙ hank and that other guy stuff. don't care
∙ uncle andy and uncle dick and the kid is just messing with both of them. good scenes but unimportant. but real good
∙ JAMES. WORKIN ON A CAR. WEARING A PURPLE SWEATER. FIXING THIS WOMANS CAR.
∙ ben horne looking at old family video and getting sad. hank shows up
∙ ben explains to hank: i've had a rough week. i'm organizing furniture now.
∙ hank says guess what, your week is even worse now. you don't own one eyed jacks anymore
∙ ben continues to be a little crazy and makes shadow puppets
∙ windom earle sending coop tapes and chess moves. hobgoblins
∙ dougie marriage. mayor objects and ruins the marriage. classic
∙ accordion
∙ denise fbi says hi coop there was cocaine in your car
∙ log lady says this cake is delicious
∙ josie and catherine talkin it out uh and this guy? wait ok maybe this is important the packard guy isn't dead!! what a twist! this is a soap opera (episode ends)

episode 12

∙ bobby has arrived. ben has rearranged the furniture
∙ babboy is trying to ??extort??? ben is a bit.. out of sorts
∙ coop is looking at houses to live or vacation in twin peaks and decides to go to the mysterious Dead Dog Farm
∙ rip dougie
∙ high school time. wrestle time, majima throws mike around. donna does not help mike
∙ JAMES PEAKS. WOMANS BROTHER GOT A FUNKY PAIR OF PANTS. MR MARSH?? WHO CARE, JAMES PEAKS
∙ coop investigates dead dog farm like it is a crime scene
∙ Dick Tremaine tries to change a tire, kid is up to No Good
∙ air force man here to investigate where briggs?? owls?????
∙ JAMES PEAKS. JAMES FIX CAR. JAMES FIX RELATIONSHIP? ANOTHER AFFAIR!!
∙ bobby's suit is still too big, audrey is here too
∙ ben is making mini gettysburg, gives bobby a dollar
∙ catherine still upset about josie (josie is now the maid in the house)
∙ windom earle? chess? coop thinking about whats going on
∙ audrey gives coop bobby's photos for ben and now they are EVIDENCE for coop
∙ denise comes in and hey audrey you can't just do that!! how young are you!
∙ something about hank? norma? i don't care
∙ Dick Tremaine confides in andy that the kid may be the Devil!!! or maybe killed his parents (ridiculous image of the kid in a goofy devil suit appears in andy's head)
∙ "She May Have Killed Him With Sex" -mayor
∙ denise shows up to the diner to tell that one guy hey you're violating parole helping these people sell drugs
∙ JAMES? why is he still in this womans house. DRAMA, JAMES PEAKS
∙ hey remember that scene with bobby and his dad? what if we had that scene again but its just bobby telling his mom about the scene
∙ the power goes out for a second and briggs is back!! woo

episode 13

∙ space radiation?? briggs is recollecting a Woods Experience, and a Giant OWL!!
∙ Project Blue Book: we are going to talk about UFO's now or maybe more about the White Lodge
∙ the ceiling sprinkler cries on the picture of briggs' triangles brand
∙ donuts
∙ andy saved a cat from a tree
∙ oh no bobby leave
∙ JAMES PEAKS. ED CAN I GET ALL OF MY MONEY OUT OF THE BANK "that is $12"
∙ majima arrives "oh lord" -mike
∙ this girl comes by with a parade drum and a bottle of ketchup??
∙ ben is getting REAL into these little historical figurines he is having a blast
∙ audrey calls jerry to maybe get any semblance of business back on track
∙ deputy coop
∙ Dick Tremaine and andy get up to hijinks
∙ hank fights ed because norma affair but then majima shows up!!! majima punch big
∙ bobby is confused about ben. general ben horne continues to lead the charge
∙ JAMES PEAKS. CHAMPAGNE. DRAMA? JAMES DONT WASTE THE CHAMPAGNE! MORE AFFAIR!!
∙ drug sting but it goes wrong!! coop trades himself for the hostages!! what could happen!!!!
∙ JAMES PEAKS AGAIN. MORE AFFAIRS? WHERE DOES IT END!!
∙ drug sting still! but now it is night!! jean renault is still angry at coop for things that coop did not do
∙ a waitress comes thru the police line "did you order food?" but its denise!! jean renault and the mountie are dead now and coop is safe
∙ leo is up again!! oh no
∙ bomb in the woods? the power is out
∙ more chess but with a dead guy? windom earle??? (episode ends)

episode 14

∙ windom earle??? who???
∙ leo is now a spooky shadow ghosk?? this is dumb
∙ "goodbye, wife" (shelly does not die)
∙ and leo was never seen again
∙ JAMES PEAKS. DOES ANYTHING IMPORTANT HAPPEN? NOT REALLY. JAMES PEAKS
∙ hank going back to jail maybe?
∙ JAMES PEAKS. UH
∙ windom earle? wife? coop? i do not care
∙ donna looking for james? DONNA PEAKS? shes got a coat with those cowboy dangly frills
∙ oh hell yes ben has model trains too now
∙ "what he's doing is quite healthy" -dr.jacoby
∙ ben turns on a fan so the flag he's holding waves
∙ major briggs is a bit worried about the ideological leanings of the air force
∙ also says he may have been to the white lodge while he was disappeared
∙ the MAYOR has a GUN!! "i don't wanna talk. i wanna shoot"
∙ a few moments later.. "we have decided to adopt a child."
∙ oh no! pete forgot the hot dogs!!! nothing else important happens in this scene.
∙ thats a lot of blood for a fly
∙ JAMES PEAKS. MORE JAMES. THAT CRASH WAS REAL? WHAT?
∙ oh hey leo in the woods, accidentally finds windom earle (episode ends)

episode 15

∙ JAMES PEAKS. BEING FRAMED FOR CAR MURDER.
∙ albert is BACK! "I'M WORRIED ABOUT COOP" -albert, imitating gordon
∙ windom and leo being weird together
∙ scene with coop and pete and LOTS of coats
∙ ben is riding atop a taxedermied horse and yelling in the background of this scene
∙ bobby plays a bugle really badly
∙ DONNA PEAKS? UH
∙ did josie shoot coop?? does it matter???
∙ pete is the chess expert
∙ big plastic ice cream cone. shelly has job back
∙ JAMES PEAKS. WHY IS HE BACK? WHAT? THE PLOT IS STILL GOING ON
∙ we are getting MORE period outfits
∙ an entire play is being played out for ben of the surrender of the north
∙ ben wakes up from this weird dream and now he is normal ben. well, he's ben.
∙ windom teaches leo to write
∙ JAMES PEAKS? DONNA SHOWS UP? THE EVIL GUY GETS SHOT
∙ weird mask in coop's bed??? (episode ends)

episode 16

∙ pete chess
∙ pete makes BREAKFAST LOOKS LIKE A DOG
∙ sheriff truman is MAD oh man he ANGRY
∙ audrey says who's this guy??? i DONT CARE
∙ josie is not having a good time and now she has a GUN
∙ bobby is moving UP in the world!! but also please get a suit that fits
∙ ben eats celery and is now an environmentalist
∙ little pine weasel running for senate
∙ ed proposes to norma, ok.
∙ and then hank dies in prison
∙ chessmaster pete!!! there are not ENOUGH DONUTS
∙ JAMES PEAKS. JAMES PICNIC
∙ you'll have to excuse me. the chef just tried to stab jerry.
∙ cooper is practicing fishing with a lil yarn string
∙ josie dies on the spot hey lets throw in a bunch of lynch looking things??? she is a drawer knob now

episode 17

∙ hi annie
∙ hawk doesn't like paperwork
∙ more yelling truman
∙ catherine has a gun and gets a box
∙ are you in high school donna?
∙ chess pete
∙ pete teaches lucy and andy chess
∙ log lady and briggs talk to coop about spooky triangle markings
∙ windom decides that this elaborate disguise isn't enough to eat a burger in peace
∙ weasel fashion show
∙ ben dunk cookie in milk and talks about generosity being the one true joy in life
∙ WEASEL RAMPAGE
∙ jones? (episode ends)

episode 18

∙ jones tries to kill truman, fails to do so
∙ coop hangover cure for harry: talk about unpleasant food
∙ GORDON IS BACK. BONSAI!!
∙ gordon is able to hear shelly because lynch has a crush on the actress MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE
∙ LOVE IS IN THE AIR IN THE DOUBLE R DINER
∙ andy getting all these ropes for SPElunking in the spooky cave i forget the name of
∙ indiana jones symbol cave! wow
∙ coop still making dreamy eyes at annie th nun lady
∙ windom earle shakes the cave set around

episode 19

∙ puzzle master pete
∙ miss twin peaks contest?? did you know???
∙ briggs dream talk
∙ if you want to do something bad, just eat a carrot
∙ miss twin peaks judges are mayor, pete, and donna's dad
∙ WOWEE BOB, matryoshka puzzle box!!
∙ coop! you seem to have fallen into a soap opera love plot!
∙ COOP! THERE IS PIE! OK TIME TO KISS THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
∙ andy drinking so much wine at wine tasting
∙ chess piece with a dead guy in it!! wow (episode ends)

episode 20

∙ andy knows about styrofoam
∙ turns out this was all secretly about the black lodge
∙ earle tranqs briggs while dressed up as a horse with leo
∙ evil syrup
∙ astronomy with briggs
∙ inside, ANOTHER BOX! time to smash this with a rolling pin
∙ giant shows up to tell coop no. no, do not enter into this soap opera love plot
∙ cave symbols were a map oh man
∙ hole in the woods